On every street corner in Kashmir, there are fruit sellers selling the fruits that are in season. They have very interesting 'peddlar's cries' which they use to attract customers.

Fruit seller: Yes, there are  cherries.

Ashok: How much are the stunted apples?

Fruit seller: The stunted apples are two rupees a kilo.

Ashok: How much are the  cherries?

Fruit seller: The  cherries are two rupees a kilo.

Ashok: Do you  have (any) apples?

Fruit seller: Yes, sir, in that basket. Three rupees a kilo.

Ashok: Are they any good?

Fruit seller: Yes, these are amber apples.

Ashok: How much are the pears?

Fruit seller: Pears are four for a rupee.

Ashok: Very well, give me one kilo of  apples, one kilo of  cherries, and eight pears.

Fruit seller: Do you have a basket?

Ashok: No, please give (them to me) in a paper sack.

Fruit seller: All right.

Fruit seller: The total bill is seven rupees.

Ashok: Here is a ten rupee bill.

Fruit seller: Here is your change.

Ashok: Thank you.